Say “No!” to Uniboob!
No really, someone should invent boobless sweaters. Hear me out. It sounds crazy I know. Maybe the assless tights got to me. But boobless sweaters could have some real value.
One of the things that sucks about layering is the occurrence of uniboob. Uniboob sucks more than being cold. Especially when it comes to chunky sweaters, uniboob can be particularly unsightly, frumpy, and just plain practical-looking. That’s why “they” should invent a sweater that goes below the boobage so you can keep your arms, back and stomach warm, while leaving the girls free. Just think of all the low cut chunky sweaters you can wear! The possibilities are endless!
Boobless sweaters could possibly be the next Spanx… or maybe they’ll be the next Forever Lazy:
PS. This post is dedicated to Wendy for encouraging me to present you with such nonsense. Nonsense I’m serious about.
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OMG!! hahaha…how very true!! Seriously….now the assless tights? those I will do without….great post sweets!!
noooooooo. dont do it! i cant see it catching on but you never know. shell suits were popular so anythings possible xx
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you would make a fortune
ahahahahaha!!!!
“(…) while leaving the girls free” I am dying!!!
Sell the idea to American Apparel and you’ll make a fortune! :-p
Al
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oh yeah, i would but they make some dirty drawings out of this!
That sweater with a sexy lace bra. Would boost my business up!
Fashion looks the best on sticks… but tha
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i was going to put one in, but somehow it got erased… and replaced by a white one…dang it!
…oops…
Is not what we are. We are people with figures and forms! Point. (Trying to learn ans accept it myself the first).
You’re not serious?! When I go shopping for sweaters I have to rule out about 70 percent of them because they are so deeply cut that on a person with a ..uhm petite shoulder and chest area, they are unintentionally boob-free (the collar falls down to hip-level because there is nothing to stop it). I might be exaggarating, but not much. Also my neck starts freezing just looking at that picture.
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i’m totally serious! i wish i had your ‘problem’ as a chesty lady, i have to watch my weight very closely, as i look chubby fast. super fast.
Ahahaha, great post….BUT I watched the video and now I really, really want a Forever Lazy. They better ship to the UK!
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Bwah ha ha … I’m not sure if I’m getting “credit” or “blame” here. Love the illustration. Nice job!
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hahah, i’ll let you guess!
Wendy deserves a prize then, you are killing me with your brilliance. Hear-hear!
hehehehehe, now you have the business idea, go do it!
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oh yeah… i wish! i’m already slammed with IFB!
I don’t know what’s worse-the boobless sweater or that hair! lol
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And if your feeling modest, you could accessorize with cami secret! Lol
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Aww… I tried to embed the cami secret video, but it didn’t work. In case you haven’t seen it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZFY2I-EWQY
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Thank GOD someone has addressed the serious issue of uniboob in winter wear! This brightened my day.
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LOL! This is hilarious. Makes me miss you even more! xoxo
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Really….. U must be kidding here.
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What? Boobless sweaters? Assless tights? I really AM on my own planet! How have I missed these TREASURES?!
LOL!
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hahaha that’s hilarious! i would LOVE to have a uniboob problem….i don’t have enough up top to warrant this boob cutout sweater!
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I am guilty of sporting the uniboob at the gym. I am a little on the “chesty” side, and when I wear a sportsbra, I SWEAR it looks like I’m smuggling a beachball under my shirt. It has made me self-conscious, and I am definitely AWARE, I just never thought of calling it the “uniboob!” You should get that copyrighted!
This is hilarious, Jennine. You seriously had me laughing out loud. And, what is funny is that I am a dedicated-checking-in-every-day Eat,Sleep,Denim follower and just today realized that you had this other blog… so this was the first post I got to read. Wow, what a starter!! haha. I love it, too. I think I have a new blog to follow…
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It’s times like this when we must ask ourselves: what would Prince do?
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This is the best idea. It’d be a really nice treat in the boudior
I’m sorry, really; I’ve been out of New England too long. I do miss it and I also can’t appreciate this post like I probably used to. We’re “stuck” in Florida for a while, but we don’t know where we want to end up long term (not that Florida is hell or anything, but it might be getting closer & closer to Cuba; it’s just not the same paradise one thinks when on vacation [& global warming is brutalizing us, IMHO]).
ANYWAY— I THINK there are other ways around uni-boob, and I’m not sure I see uniboob in the photos. I don’t need to look that sexy all the time, but I still here think yeah, I am missing something. Oh well.
I do know that my boobs get cold before my stomach! So it’s not for me, BUT I would design it with a REALLY low cowl and perhaps another style with some nice ribbed edge. Not bad to very cute - as long as you put a tank or tee underneath, which I’m assuming WOULD go above the bra. Hahah.
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Yes! Now this is what I like to see, proper fashion vision
I didn`t know that I need this, but now I know what is lacking in my wardrobe 
I sew my clothes anyway so will get right on it lol. Another thing I am loving is the Years Away. Do you know it? This product was sold at tv shop years ago, and what it is is the ultimate alternative to a facial lift, done manually using to bits of tape and some elastic string. lol. I kid you not, this is legit, the adverts even helpfully advised on which hairstyles would work best with the Years Away to conceal it all nicely (bob-cut`s was a definite no no).
What I really want to say to you lovely Jennine is that I so appreciate and admire everything you are doing for the blogger-community. You are impacting as all so, helping as all come together and grow. I adore your blog, sweetheart. Thanks for being you.
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